Hey, all right, you found the place. Come on in, sit down, sit down.
Can I get you something to drink? A biscuit, perhaps?
All right, then. Well, this is my brand new internet-thingy. I’ve got it loaded up with a bunch of stuff that’s really old, because I’ve been told by people smarter than I am that when revving up a new internet-thingy, you’ve got to have a bunch of stuff for folks to read, or else what’s the point, really?
So if you’re reading something that refers to things in the present tense that really happened years ago, that’s why. In particular, there is some stuff that I wrote while I was supposed to be working at a previous job manning an office front desk. (Note to current employers: I would never do that now.)
My only hope is that the stuff I’ve plucked from the mists of antiquity doesn’t suck. It’s a real possibility I suppose… I used to suck at a lot of things, like that one time I tried to play golf. In any event, I hope that you won’t judge the Me of yesteryear too harshly, and will return to visit my internet-thingy often for the fresher stuff, which I shall endeavor to make as unsucky as possible.
So… have at it.