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		<title>Gold Star!</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2009/04/14/gold_star/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Around Town]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.waitingforgouda.com/?p=101</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Figuring for some reason that we&#8217;ll soon need to be purchasing sundries in bulk, The Lovely Wife&#8217;s&#8482; Moms bought us a gift Costco membership.
So we headed in to activate the membership and find out just why everyone goes crazy for the &#8220;shopping in a military hangar&#8221; experience.
We headed straight to the customer service counter, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Certified</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2009/04/10/certified/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.waitingforgouda.com/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So we completed baby night school a few weeks back, and I think we did pretty well.  But after the last class, they did not give us a baby!  So I&#8217;m not sure what the hell the $300 fee went toward, quite frankly.
We did watch a lot of birthing videos.  Let me tell you, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No elephantophobia</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2009/04/09/no-elephantophobi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have finally trained myself so that anytime I see or hear the phrase &#8220;pink elephant&#8221;, I instantly picture nothing but a sepia-toned daguerreotype of Chester A. Arthur.
This way, the next time somebody is trying to make an idiotic point about the power of suggestion, I can tell them to stick it.
My next goal is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Hobos Allowed</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2009/02/05/no-hobos-allowed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Around Town]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got problems with public restrooms.
I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s so unreasonable.  They are almost always unattractive, they often smell, and you never quite know what you&#8217;re going to find when you open the stall door.  Plus, many times they are full of strangers with their naughty bits out.
They keep the bathroom in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surprisingly Belligerent Closing Remarks</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2009/02/02/surprisingly-belligerent-closing-remarks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I really want to regale you all with exciting new tales of the banal and inane, but there is a bit of unfinished business first.
Not that anyone really cares (not even me, so I reckon that this post fairly well epitomizes most of the Wordpress site in existence), but I thought I would mention that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be Afraid To Let Them Show</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/12/dont-be-afraid-to-let-them-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/12/dont-be-afraid-to-let-them-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentlemen,
Your Cyndi Lauper song of the day, brought to you by my ongoing moronic quest is:
True Colors
Originally on the album of the same name, released in 1986.  But of course, I know it only through Ms. Lauper&#8217;s greatest hits album (yes, that&#8217;s right), entitled Twelve Deadly Cyns&#8230; And Then Some.  It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is this really happening, Bill?</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/11/is-this-really-happening-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Halfway through the T&#8217;s, the Silly Music Project brought me a moment of unexpected joy earlier today, and oddly enough, it has nothing to do with music.  Something popped up on the old iPod that I&#8217;d forgotten was on there.
It&#8217;s probably my favorite bit of non-music audio of all time.  Better than Armstrong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ah, sweet romance</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/09/ah-sweet-romance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.waitingforgouda.com/?p=85</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Circuit City has a new series of television ads in which relatively normal looking people go out on dates with large, walking, talking pieces of audio/visual equipment.  Remarkably, this is even stupider than it sounds.
In one spot, a woman and a giant digital camera sit at a table at a restaurant, or perhaps [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, now that&#8217;s something.</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/08/well-now-thats-something/</link>
		<comments>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/08/well-now-thats-something/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 04:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Well, would you look at that.  You see that thing over there?
Do you realize what this means? 
Now I have to start to care about stuff.  
You know, stuff like&#8230; global warming, and the national debt, and sexual predators.  And &#8220;No Child Left Behind&#8221;!  I don&#8217;t even know what the hell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The alphabet marches on.</title>
		<link>http://www.waitingforgouda.com/2008/11/07/the-alphabet-marches-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.waitingforgouda.com/?p=82</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am deep into the S&#8217;es now.  I can almost imagine that the end is approaching.  To the left you&#8217;ll see the current slider bar from my iTunes&#8230;. yes, it looks like we&#8217;re about 4/5 through the silly music project.
The sad part is, my iPod is actually less than half full, capacity-wise.  [...]]]></description>
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