Waiting for Gouda

Hey, it’s Halloween! And who doesn’t like to dress up for Halloween?
Well, I don’t, for one. But I’m old and grumpy and shaped funny.
A lot of people do like it, though, and good for them. But ladies, just a quick word about the costumes. If you want to dress up like [...]

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They say that you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
I know what you’re thinking… What a stupid thing to say! That’s more or less what I thought, too.
But you know, they say a lot of things, and at least some of them have to be somewhat true, or else [...]

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I don’t know much about exterior illumination, but I do know this:
Christmas lights blanketing a house two weeks before Christmas is lovely, hopeful, and heartwarming. Christmas lights blanketing a house two weeks after Christmas is depressing, sad, and lazy.
What, pray tell, are you celebrating ten days into the New Year? I’m pretty sure, [...]

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I don’t know much about relationships, but I do remember this one time…
Years ago, I was dating this girl, and we were known to have our ups and downs. And ups. And then some more downs. We were trudging through a down period one evening, when she looked at me and said, [...]

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