Waiting for Gouda

My Friends in Arms,
The war rages on. I wish that I could tell you that we are finally winning the war against the invading feline horde. Sadly, this is not yet the case. They continue to run rampant across our lands, having their way with our people and destroying much of what [...]

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Aliases:
Franny
Frannypants
The Hindu
Franny, seen here in an undated photo, is the suspected mastermind behind some of the Feline horde’s more daring and dastardly tactics.
She is generally believed to be the quiet member of the unholy triumvirate that commands the invaders. She slinks about behind the scenes and directs activity with a calm presence that belies [...]

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My comrades,
It is hard to believe that it has really been so many days since the Feline invasion. As I’m sure you know, the siege continues unabated, as does their relentless psychological warfare. I hope that you and your loved ones remain strong in the face of their cruel tactics, and that you are safe. [...]

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