Well, there’s not much to say really. I’m an adult male human living in Chicago.
And… uh… well.
I’ve found that when you don’t have anything of great substance to say, it can sometimes help to use bullet points, which, if nothing else, take up more space on the page.
Likes
- Chicago White Sox
- Zombies
- Being stored in a cool, dry place
Dislikes
- Mornings
- Walks on the beach
- The phrase “In the unlikely event”