Waiting for Gouda

Figuring for some reason that we’ll soon need to be purchasing sundries in bulk, The Lovely Wife’s™ Moms bought us a gift Costco membership.
So we headed in to activate the membership and find out just why everyone goes crazy for the “shopping in a military hangar” experience.
We headed straight to the customer service counter, which [...]

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So we completed baby night school a few weeks back, and I think we did pretty well.  But after the last class, they did not give us a baby!  So I’m not sure what the hell the $300 fee went toward, quite frankly.
We did watch a lot of birthing videos.  Let me tell you, I [...]

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I have finally trained myself so that anytime I see or hear the phrase “pink elephant”, I instantly picture nothing but a sepia-toned daguerreotype of Chester A. Arthur.
This way, the next time somebody is trying to make an idiotic point about the power of suggestion, I can tell them to stick it.
My next goal is [...]

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