Waiting for Gouda

Well, would you look at that. You see that thing over there?

Do you realize what this means?

Now I have to start to care about stuff.

You know, stuff like… global warming, and the national debt, and sexual predators. And “No Child Left Behind”! I don’t even know what the hell that means, except a vague sense that it really sucks. And now I have to look it up and start caring about it.

And strollers! Do you have any idea how many different kinds of strollers there are? Because I surely don’t.

I know things like Playstation and football and zombie movies. All very valid and useful bodies of knowledge, of course, to a certain point. But this?

Plus, there’s college to think about.

Please send cash.