Waiting for Gouda

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Dear Neighbors,

January 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I don’t know much about exterior illumination, but I do know this:

Christmas lights blanketing a house two weeks before Christmas is lovely, hopeful, and heartwarming. Christmas lights blanketing a house two weeks after Christmas is depressing, sad, and lazy.

What, pray tell, are you celebrating ten days into the New Year? I’m pretty sure, since Jesus was, you know, God freakin’ incarnate, that by January 9, our little Lord and Savior was getting ready for his first day of Kindergarten. You’re not celebrating that, are you? Of course not. Nobody likes the first day of school.

Free advice: take the damned lights down. Or have some respect for the sweet schoolchild Jesus and at least leave them turned off.

Tags: Free Advice

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Mr Charlie // Apr 1, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Good Bless you

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