Waiting for Gouda

Aliases:
Franny
Frannypants
The Hindu

Franny, seen here in an undated photo, is the suspected mastermind behind some of the Feline horde’s more daring and dastardly tactics.

She is generally believed to be the quiet member of the unholy triumvirate that commands the invaders. She slinks about behind the scenes and directs activity with a calm presence that belies her cunning tactical mind. She is very careful to always keep a low profile on the battlefield. Often, when our reinforcements arrive on the scene to survey damage, Franny will immediately appear in another arena far from the scene, almost as if to insinuate that she could not possibly have been involved in the calamity, despite our intelligence pointing to the contrary.

Although it cannot be proven, we suspect that Franny is directly responsible for the early morning attacks on our base camp that, as you know, have proven to be particularly devastating to morale. Despite our best efforts, all attempts thus far to capture or kill Franny have failed. However, we shall persevere in our pursuit of this most heinous enemy.

Stay strong, my people.